Machine Learning Jokes
If you don’t find this funny, well, its time to brush up your linear algebra and multivariable calculus.
- Why are neural networks better than humans ? Because they actually learn from their mistakes.
- Why is machine learning so racist ? Because it divides everything in classes.
- What do you call glorified curve fitting ? Deep learning.
- Why can’t random forest learn anything on its own ? Because it needs supervision.
- Data scientist goes in for a kidney transplant. Asks the surgeon “ Have you done this before “ The surgeon says “ No, but I have watched the first 10 minutes of ‘Learn surgery in 1 hour’".
- How do you raise a billion dollar for your coffee business in silicon valley ? You rename the business to Deep.Coffee.AI
- What is Ian Goodfellow's favourite catch phrase ? Yes we GAN.
- 1 Million robots marched towards the cliff, 999999 fell off the cliff and were destroyed but 1 didn't, why ? Because it takes a robot that many examples to learn something.
- Whats the difference between a LSTM and Donald Trump ? A LSTM is capable of generating perfect English sentences.
- What did the cost function say to the waiter after looking at the dinner bill ? Hey can you minimize that.